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22/VA/not a tiny bird or rodent

im rly fucking sad to be moving out of this house

me as a pedestrian: [catwalks slowly across street as 90 cars pile up behind each other trying to turn; throws modelesque glance backwards over designer shades] [car inches into crosswalk] HOW DARE YOU COME WITHIN FIVE FEET OF ME!? I HAVE THE FUCKING RIGHT OF WAY??? SEE YOU IN COURT YOU CAPITALIST, PLANET-DESTROYING SCUM
me driving: say your prayers

Valerie Hegarty

Famous paintings come to life in 3D sculptures of nature’s destructive tendencies.

thesilencethereafter:

being vegan is cool except for when people who don’t know anything about it suddenly become nutrition experts and moral philosophers and get all up in your ass

rvacoffeestain:

I made you a Coke can to share with the guy from high school who still sends you Facebook messages

rvacoffeestain:

I made you a Coke can to share with the guy from high school who still sends you Facebook messages

ya’ll know that

you know

that “my partner’s coming with a moving truck any minute” “i’m so high i’m sick” feel

damn

Anonymous said: Vegans can be Dragon Ladies too?

what

Anonymous said: Hey I don't wanna offend you, but I think you're a cutie patootie, lovie-badovie, sweetie pumpkin DON'T BE ANGRY JUST SPEAKING MY TRUTH #namaste

(stoner voice) tha-a-a-aannnnks bro-o-o-oohaa-aa